Sunday, October 27, 2013

The Maiden Voyage

Before I start my soul-crushing history outline, I'm going to start this blogpost. That's the excuse I'm using for procrastinating. Is it naptime yet?

I started this blog because had a website similar to this in high school (If you are morbidly curious about the annoying little twerp I was in high school, you can find that blog at ShinyLittlePenny.webs.com -It's mostly musings of what my life would be like if everyone but me had super powers... Which, in retrospect, says a lot about my self-esteem back then.) and I really enjoyed blogging as a creative outlet as well as an outlet for frustration which is arguably healthier than my usual tactic of beating the ever-loving tar out of my friends... Less cardio, though.

Anyway, perhaps since we are just getting to know each other I should tell you a few things about myself:
1) My name is Alicen, it's pronounced like "Allison," but it's just Alice with an 'n'... It makes way more sense this way. Alice. N. Alicen. As opposed to "Allison" Which should really be pronounced "All-Is-On" which is a vaguely ominous 3-word sentence. -And yes. "Alicen" is what's actually on my birth certificate. (I'm not "One of THOSE")
2) I'm majoring in English and Theatre, at SLU so take that how you will. (Maybe I am "One of THOSE"...)
3) I remain employed by my school's library mainly out of sympathy. And because I'm bros with my boss, as well as his boss' boss. I have made this Library my... home. (It took a lot of self control not to end that sentence with "bitch" but "home" was simply more accurate. I am in the library now. I will probably sleep here tonight. I am Library.)
4) I have 2 animal babies: A cat named Sadie, and a dog names Shawna. I probably love them more than I will ever love you, but if you understood how much I love them, you would be thankful for that.
5) You are my best friend. Wanna braid my hair? Let's play MarioKart.
6) I think this list is a terrible representation of my life
7) Pineapple

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